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 Post subject: THIS JUST IN -
PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 11:33 am 
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The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in the United States Capital this Christmas season.
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This isn't for any religious reason.

They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in the Nation's Capitol.

A search for a Virgin continues.

There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.
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From the looks of the HealthControl bill, that last statement couldn't be more true-!!! :lol:

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:36 pm 
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with Pelosi's eyebrows, it looks like she's always up for a good time, but I can't imagine anybody's touched her in a while so she could be the virgin. :mrgreen:

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